WHY SINGAPORE IS BETTER THAN MALAYSIA

1. SIZE of Singapore is 13 times smaller than Malaysia. Just look at your relative who has 10 children and compare to the other with 1 or 2 kids. It is easier to manage a small and yet homogeneous population and finally put them in the fast lane.

* Melaka is doing well than bigger states in Malaysia like Pahang, kelantan, Kedah, Pahang again, Kelate pulok lagi...

2. If you kiss taikor's ass, the taiko will back you. One taiko can easily belasah 10 budak-budak. The idea is just be a good friend of the US and you can be the abang Long in this region.

*Malaysia is a member of Non Alignment Movement, South South, O I See, Oh Em Gee, and hosting a number of international summits, but abang besar buat tak tau aje.

3. Have you ever heard the story about the seller is kaya than penangkap ikan? We are the fisherman and our adik kecik in the south is the seller. We have natural resources and rich with sayur dan buah-buahan but we export it cheap in bulk. In any business, middle man is making money because they are the one who set the price tag.

Which one is more hairy? Your rambutan or Qiu Li's

4. Their lychee is our rambutan. Singapore is repackaging our rambutan to Hongkong and the mighty China. Rambutan is bagi free pun orang taknak in my kampung during it's season. What a poor fate of that rambutan.

* We say Singapore is very creative in repackaging. But if Malaysia does it, people say it robbery.

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1. Semalam gua pergi stadium dengan kawan gua kerabat Perak yang akan ke Scotland lepas raya ni. Damage around RM 100++ (Tiket RM 30, jersi baru beli kat Danau Kota RM 60, transport RM 6, and burger tak sedap).
   
   
2. Lawak tepi tapi berkesan oleh kawan gua yg baru dapat pingat AMN dari Yang Dipertuan Agong. Singapura sangat adil dalam pembahagian kuasa mengikut kaum. - India jadi presiden, Cina jadi PM, Melayu jadi kapten bola.